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Wednesday, May 30

10 Tips on How To Wear a Cropped Corset

 Cropped corsets: trashy or trendy?  You be the judge.  Some might say, "Oh, how cute and high-fashion!", while others (i.e. your dad) might say, "Where is the rest of it?  Get back in the house!!"

Personally, I think cropped corsets are adorable on the right person, in the right context, when styled the right way.  Problem: When it comes to wearing a cropped corset, there are 100 trashy ways to wear it for every 10 trendy ways.  Here are a few tips if you are thinking about rocking a cropped corset this summer.


1. Consider choosing more "modest" bottoms.  Either a high-waisted, mid-length or maxi-skirt or a pair of high-waisted, wide-legged jeans are good options.   You don't even have to show ANY midriff! Pairing a cropped corset with little short shorts quickly create a "swimsuit" look.


2. Speaking of which, a bikini or tankini top does NOT double as a shirt.  Unless you're walking from the beach to your car, don't even think about it.  

3. Don't TRY for the "pin up" look.  When you actually TRY for the "pin up" look in addition to wearing a cropped corset you have probably gone TOO far and trashified a trend.   Let the cropped corset speak for itself rather than trying to be a walking commercial for "all things 1950's."  This isn't Halloween.

4. Go for straps, but NOT sports bra-like straps.  See the difference between the tops on Selena Gomez and Katy Perry below.  Katy Perry's lime green top looks like it belongs in a gym. 

5. I shouldn't be able to see an entire 6-pack worth of stomach.  If there is enough skin showing that I could see every section of your abs, you are wearing a bralet, not a crop top, and this does not qualify as a shirt.  You would not even be allowed into a McDonald's, miss.

6. If you are self-conscious about showing skin, throw a cardigan, jacket, or vest over top.  I think this looks super chic, and this way, you will only show skin from the front, rather than from every angle.  It's also a great way to cover up if you start to feel uncomfortable (i.e. you go into a restaurant, meet a creepy guy, etc).  Just button a couple buttons, and you're set!

7. Meeting the parents?  Going to church?  Live in a conservative, small town in Minnesota? Let's be real.  Certain places are not conducive to cropped corsets.  If you walked down main street wearing a midriff baring cropped corset in my small town Minnesota, there is a good chance of getting unwanted stares within about 10 minutes.  What's the solution?  Get a longer cropped corset and wear high-waisted shorts/pants/skirts to avoid showing any skin!

8.  Look for a top with a print or texture to it.  When wearing a top with such little fabric, it helps to add some dimension to avoid looking too casual or cheap.  Solids will draw more attention to your skin, while prints or textures will draw more attention to the fashion itself.  A print or texture can also advance the trendy-factor of the top by taking advantage of this season's hot florals, tribal prints, or lace. 

9. A thin spandex/nylon bandeau does not constitute a shirt (see left).  Rather, it's to be worn as an underdressing for a shirt that is transparent or has large armholes (see right)-- it is NEVER okay to wear it alone.  

10. Two of my personal favorites include this red one from Hungover Sundays (below left) and this black one by GUESS for Marciano (below right).  Also, check out the bustier crop tops from Polyvore, American Apparel, Forever 21, Nordstrom's, Urban Outfitters, and GUESS.  Your best bet is to go to the stores directly, as many of the tops are sold out online, and you'll want to try them on for fit/length before buying.

Hope you like!
Love,
Dylan

Tuesday, May 29

Find Your Inner Flower Girl

All girls LOVE flowers.  Call me stereotypical.  Accuse me of overgeneralizing.   But really.  Flower on our dresses. Flowers in our hair.  Flowers on the table.  Flowers next to the bed.  Flowers for our moms.  Flowers at the airport.  Flowers in our  VW Beetles (for some of us :)).  If it has colorful petals and smells pretty we like it.  Here are some fabulous floral pictures that have inspired my style recently.  What cha think? XOXO, Dylan


Sunday, May 27

I Love America: Happy Memorial Day Weekend

Enjoy these photos, and make sure to check out my post, "50 Things to Love About America!"
God bless our troops, and a HUGE thank you to everyone who has fought for our freedom, past, present, and future.
Let's make sure to send our prayers out to the families of those serving our country and to those who have returned from war with physical, emotional or spiritual wounds.  
You are loved & appreciated.
God Bless America!
Dylan

Saturday, May 26

Satisfy Your Desires with Puppy Pics

Have you ever had a puppy craving?  I'm not talking about eating small dogs like they do in some Eastern cultures.  I'm talking about that good ol' American "I want a puppy" phase that most people combat during their young adulthood.  We are torn.  Oh look, it's so cuddly!  But, how am I supposed to housebreak it while starting a job? Who needs a man when you have a cuddly canine??!  Wait, does this mean I can't travel on weekends?  Yes, most of us want a puppy at some point, but somehow we.... or our parents... or our boyfriends... or our bank accounts.... talk ourselves out of it.  What's the solution?  Puppy porn.  

1. Look up pictures of puppies on Pinterest, We Heart It, and other random blogs.  

2. Obsess over these pictures. 

3.  Let the big "come-snuggle-with-me" eyes mesmerize you. 

4. Snuggle up with a soft, fur-like blanket while doing so.  

5. Let your imagination run wild with puppies!  Lots of puppies!  Happy, playful puppies!  

6. Then close your computer, go to bed, and sleep in as late as your heart desires because, well, it's not like you have a puppy to take outside in the morning.   

Life doesn't get any better.  Check out some of my favorite puppy porn below.   Disclaimer: I think pornography is a completely horrific thing that has infiltrated society, blurred the lines of love, and contributed to unrealistic expectations in relationships.   Alright, now on to the puppies.

Forgive me for loving itty bitty dogs.  It's my dream to own a Yorkie and name it "Bambi."  How cute, right?
I'd love to see you comment with your FAVORITE puppy or dream puppy situation (i.e. breed, gender, and its name). 

Love,
Dylan

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